Tentacle-ly Yours

Conniving Sotong is apparently at it again. And she is determined to be here, there, everywhere.

Sources have informed me that Dr Blur Kangkong was asked about whether he likes True Sotong. According to Conniving Sotong who had the gall to inform my source, Dr Blur Kangkong allegedly and reportedly said that "no, I don't like her".

Of course, Conniving Sotong told this to my sources with the intention of showing her concern to True Sotong, that she shan't encourage the latter to get to know Dr Blur Kangkong as "he's disinterested".

Apparently, Conniving Sotong has been cultivating a careful image as a moderate, godly Christian woman. While she has managed to worm her way into my Salsa class (of course! The key attractions lie in Steven the gardener and Eric the accountant!), she has also a captive audience in the car last night, mouthing platitudes about how important it is not to slime one another in a godly circle such as ours.

"Oh there's no need for jealousy. I left another group because of all the backbiting and stuff. I find this group good and we should try our best to help Siok Ai and pray that it will not descend into another gossipy group again. You men are such hot property and it's human nature for women to backbite."

As if she's not the one doing it and starting all this bloody nonsense in the first place.

*phui phui PHUI*

It seems to me that many are taken in by her lies hook, line and sinker.

She claimed that she's over the scoundrel and has stopped seeing him.
By implicit meaning and indirect reference, she claimed that she doesn't do all the jealous stuff like spreading rumours, discouraging others etc.

Lies infinitum, ad nausuem.

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I think it's high time that I set down some action for dear E and G. I'm unsure if contrivance is the way. The gardener and the accountant have been cultivated by another faction rivalling for their affections.

However, I do think I have a very powerful ally on my side. In fact, He is on the side of those who fear, believe and trust Him for the best of things to come. Amen!